i have a question...

1. Why wasn't my time living in New Jersey nearly as exciting as Tony Sopranos?
2. When did celebrities saving people in other countries become so typical? I love philanthropic efforts-it's just a question.
3. At what age do I have to stop pretending not care how to cook and actually start learning?
4. Is summer really a good excuse to dress like a member of the Pussycat Dolls?
5. Why do they say, "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas?" when all the stories you hear are from that place and that place only?
6. Can't someone win one of those reality shows on TV without the internet chiming in with polls of America's FAVORITE 15-second fame-crazed teen?
7. Does it really make you feel more important as a viewer to cast an actual vote?
8. Why are people constantly asking me if I like women simply because I have a short hair-do right now? Is it a "woman law"?
9. Is race still the first thing people see in post-Barack times?
10. Do we care as much about global warming as everyone is leading on? Thanks, Gore for the heads up… and of course, Oprah.
11. Is anyone else ready for tax-time to be over already?
12. Would you feel as safe flying without the full body cavity searches they put you through nowadays?
13. Why are little dogs everywhere?
14. Are bandwagons completely overused in this country or is it just me that thinks this? You name the topic…
15. How old do you have to be before you can write a memoir?
16. Has anyone else noticed that high school athletes headed to the NBA Draft look at least 30? Lebron included.
17. Does summer feel like a kind of rebirth for anyone else? Branson, here I come!
18. Why does time seem to pass faster the older you get?
19. Why do goosebumps make your leg hair grow faster instantly?
20. Shouldn't they call it laid out instead of laid off?
21. Why do people delay doing their taxes when the average return is over $2,500?
22. Haven't networks doomed TV by shelving the sitcom?
23. When does sexually explicit lyrics, videos and material become a horrible epidemic instead of a norm?
24. Do you feel like you know someone better if you read their blog?
25. Why do men appreciate straight hair over curly, long over short?